Wednesday, December 30, 2009

Tis the sneezin

Ok, I hope this doesn't sound too ugly....BUT I would rather get a hug or a cute Christmas card with no money in it and a hearty "Merry Christmas", or "Happy Holidays", than some cheap coffee cup that I am never gonna use. I don't drink coffee and everyone I know who would even think of getting me something is aware of this fact. I guess it's the thought that counts? Next year, think a little harder.

Monday, December 14, 2009

Tiger Woods is a ho

Damn, I haven't blogged in a long time......I need to take a cue from Tenacious Peaches and blog at least once a day, but I'm gonna have to wait until January 1 - hey, that could be my New Year's resolution!!! I think I'll try it.

So what in the hell is up with Tiger? He ain't even that cute - but hey look at the skank ho's that he supposedly went horizontal with and go figure - a ho 'fo a ho!! If I was his wife, I would take all that summa na beetches money and move to my Swiss island with my half breed younguns!! He knows he brought home some crotch rot..yuck....